Houston, We've Had Human Contact.

I get out. Who's been sayin' I don't leave the house. Why you talkin' trash bout me like dat? Why just today, I went all the way to the grocery store across the street and up the hill. So don't nobody be sayin' I don't leave.

Ok, fine you're right, I'm a bum. I sit on my bum, and bum around watching ANTM marathons on youtube. You may think my heart isn't getting enough exercise, but trust me, my HR goes waaaaaay up, when I'm not sure who's gonna make the final cut. Will Jade or Kathy make the cut? The suspense is killing me. Seriously though, I even go to dance parties. Ok it may just be in my jammies in the living room, during my morning stretches, but it's dancing. And around me, life is a partay.

The other morning I dreamed I was running and I woke up with my heart pounding. It was weird and cool all at the same time. But then again, last Fri night in the middle of dinner my HR went out of control, and started palpitating a little (that usually means I didn't get enough physical exercise that day. At least that's what I think.) So maybe my heart just likes pumping. That's a good thing on most days I guess.

I did have human contact today, and not just with my cashier. It may have been over the phone, but I even made plans to see people. I know! So novel, it amazes even me. I mean plans with real live humans is the cooler than cheese on toast, and I do love me some cheese on toast.

In other news, I have one more Indiana Jones movie to go before I will have finished the original 3. Then I'll be good and ready for the 4th one this spring. I also finished my beret. Yay! It's cute and pink. I'm working on a second one and a kippa. My goal is to finish my kippa before my bro gets back from Aussie Land. Will it happen? I don't know, I am a bum after all. But I shall try. Support me in my endeavors and I am practically invincible.

Peace out y'all.