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Sunday, April 16, 2006

it's a mel brooks-a-thon

the game is guess the movie

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?

Madame DeFarge: We are so poor, we don't even have a language! Just a stupid accent!
Fellow Revolutionist: She's right! We all talk like Maurice Chevalier!
[laughs]
Fellow Revolutionist: Au-haw-haw.
Crowd: Au-haw-haw.

Abbot: We are here to witness the marriage, of Mervin, the Sheriff of...
[crowd sniggers]
Abbot: Mervin? Your name is Mervin?
Sheriff of Rottingham: [over crowd laughing] Yes! Yes get on with it.
Abbot: OK... Mervin.
[crowd starts laughing again]

and just to throw you off the trail:
Dory: How about we play a game?
Marlin: All right.
Dory: Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small...
Marlin: It's me.
Dory: Right!
[Later]
Dory: I'm thinking of something orange and small...
Marlin: Me again.
Dory: All right, Mr. Smartypants...
[Later]
Dory: ... It's orange and small, and has stripes...
Marlin: Me, and the next one - just a guess - me.
Dory: Okay, that's just scary

4 Comments:

At April 17, 2006 4:51 PM, Blogger Zalman said...

finding Nemoy!!!

 
At April 18, 2006 12:56 PM, Blogger Yankee said...

I'm gonna just keep swimming before I find myself at the guillotine, being operated by Dr Frankensteins son (thats frenkensteen!) b/c I got caught by marvin for stealing the prince johns money, and failing to have maid marian's chastity belt key.

 
At April 21, 2006 12:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG RIVKA!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YIPPPPEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol just HAD 2 do that!

-Esty :-)

 
At April 22, 2006 3:04 AM, Blogger Yankee said...

Yeah, and apparently she's never heard the words 'future employer'. Last I checked, googling my name doesn't lead to the blog either, and I don't put anything about where I work, other than stuff about silly bavarians.

 

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