lessons i've learned from monty python

No. 1 the larch
No. 2 if you do indeed take a cycling tour, do not forget to take along unsmashable food. there is a company that is developing such delicacies.
No. 1 the larch
No. 3 No Pofftahs
No. 4 do not allow the Cheap-Laughs to join you for an after dinner drink.
No. 1 the larch.
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