Help

Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody.
DahManOne: i had something to ask but i don't remember

DahManOne: i'll tell you when i do

amerloc03: oh

amerloc03: ok

DahManOne: lol k

amerloc03: i hate when that happens

DahManOne: um...hmm

DahManOne: yeai knwo

DahManOne: *yea i know*

amerloc03: in my old age it happens often

DahManOne: i understand

DahManOne: you probably have wrinkles all over

amerloc03: i do

amerloc03: and i have a cane

DahManOne: yea i can see that

amerloc03: lol

DahManOne: oh by the way, the shiduch date's off

DahManOne: :-p

amerloc03: WHAT?!!

amerloc03: i'm disappointed

amerloc03: is it the wrinkles?

DahManOne: nah, it's the cane

amerloc03: oh

DahManOne: what if you got mad at me?

amerloc03: i could use a walker?

DahManOne: nah, they're worse, i'd get hit by four metal poles instead of just one

amerloc03: lol

amerloc03: good point
AHHHH when did i become old?
i would officially like to say that my fan club has increased, and as always i am Dan's #1 fan!

spring fling

today is the spring fling at NCC.
all i want to know is what's the point of free non-kosher fried dough, and live music during sefirah?
also i would like to inform the general populace that i am tired and a bit cranky at the present time.
thank you.

Convoluted Taxes!!!

lucky me, this year i got to experience the joy and beauty of Taxes.
so... after going through the long arduous proccess (yeah it took all of 20 minutes or so) i find out that lucky me, i get refund for all of... are you ready? $11 yay!
so days later i get a special letter from the Department of the Treasury Financial Management Service Regional Finanacial Center, with my $11.
could the Governemnt be more convoluted?

update in the life of Rivkah Nemoy

i'm overtired. i'm sick of my siblings. it's raining. i think i might be going crazy slowly. and what's worse is that i'm cranky. ahhh help save me from my crankiness. oh so i went out with Tali, Sheva, Alison and Hilary today. we went downtown to "shop" and spend time together. it would hvae been nicer without the buckets of rain, but hey umbrellas are fun too. i bought the ebst cookbook at borders. it has yummy cakes, and food recipes. see i have a thing fro cookbooks, i like them. it was hard to stop my self from buying the book on breadmaking.
so Peggy just invited me to go to a luncheon where i get to dress up all victorian. now where do i find white gloves?
oh yeah and G-Ds workermen forgot to put a slide in when the made us the swimming pool. (it's been raining cats and dogs, and lions and tigers and bears oh my, and monkeys, and pandas and kooalas)
okey dokey, i gotta go pretend to write an awful term paper.

it's a mel brooks-a-thon

the game is guess the movie

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?

Madame DeFarge: We are so poor, we don't even have a language! Just a stupid accent!
Fellow Revolutionist: She's right! We all talk like Maurice Chevalier!
[laughs]
Fellow Revolutionist: Au-haw-haw.
Crowd: Au-haw-haw.

Abbot: We are here to witness the marriage, of Mervin, the Sheriff of...
[crowd sniggers]
Abbot: Mervin? Your name is Mervin?
Sheriff of Rottingham: [over crowd laughing] Yes! Yes get on with it.
Abbot: OK... Mervin.
[crowd starts laughing again]

and just to throw you off the trail:
Dory: How about we play a game?
Marlin: All right.
Dory: Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small...
Marlin: It's me.
Dory: Right!
[Later]
Dory: I'm thinking of something orange and small...
Marlin: Me again.
Dory: All right, Mr. Smartypants...
[Later]
Dory: ... It's orange and small, and has stripes...
Marlin: Me, and the next one - just a guess - me.
Dory: Okay, that's just scary

lemon and lavendar lotion

my hands smell like lemon. any ideas why? um... lemme think...
i'm upset. i didn't find a single thing in monsey. then again monsey is expensive. but maybe G-D is sending me subliminal messages not to buy clothes. of course it's really not sublmininal if it's obvious is it?
subliminal messages freak me out. as does boruch's freaky skeleton hand. ugh.

Touro!!!

I made it! I'm in! YAY ME!!!!
now let's all join hands and pray i get a very big scholarship.
yay for me!!!