french? swiss?

so i subbed today, only i was there the WHOLE day, cuz the reg morning teacher was sick. so at dismissal, i was talking to mrs. melka in french (yes she's french) and mr. green the english teacher was like "wow you guys sound so cool." so mrs. melka was like "yeah, she could pass as french" and i'm like "no i couldn't i don't talk half as quickly as i should" so she said i should say i'm swiss.
oh i have to say the story of yisroels b-day present. so yisroel comes home from shopping with my mom and asks me if he could give me my b-day present. so he hands me this pendant that obviously is broken off some chain. i was like "this is so nice, where did you find it?" "oh it was on the floor of Stop and Shop" was my answer.