Finals

so my finals are thursday. today is basically my only day to study. and what have i done so far? um... well... yeah so suffice it to say, let's hope i do well anyways. i mean would you be all excited to study for your chem final? face it finals are the worst. i mean evenquiz are cheery little daffodilswhen compared to finals. whose idea was it really to put students through this torture?
the good news is that after thursday i can work more hours at the store and make more money!
so i have just wasted my funny random moment on an e-mail to my funny random friend. mabye i'll just copy and paste my random moment here:

and then the butler came out and said he saw shirabla
standing over him in her robe, with a knife.
"I had heard him screaming" claimed the butler, and he
dashed out to see what had happened.
"he lies" yelled shirabla, "i would never kill that
poor thing"
"you don't live in a mansion, your husband isn't a
millionare, and your real name isn't shirabla. why
else would you higher a butler if not to frame him for
killing your precious little poodle" accused the
lawyer
"all right, it was me" sobbed shirabla "i didn't mean
to do it, but the precious little one cost so much to
feed, and i needed to carry her everywhere, i just
couldn't take the pressure, and yes butler, you were
only highered to be accused for something i would do

moral of my story: don't forget to higher that butler
in your midlife crisis, so you have someone to frame.
during a midlife crisis."