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Friday, August 04, 2006

I'm Free!!!

Schools out, I have time. Time to do stuff, and things, and activites. Gotta love it. I mean my 3 credit class was worth it, but it's nice to have some free time, you know?

So what have I done with my freedom? I have read about 5 books. And baby, it feels good. To have time to read. I am also working on a little mini series story I like to call "The Adventures of Tom and George" and no there is no Tom and George involved.

Here's the first installment:

It was a warm day in MIDy City. Come to think of it warm was an understatement, somehow I don’t think 102 °F weather counts as just warm. But getting back, it was a hot day when suddenly Josh M felt odd. He slapped at the back of his neck where he had felt a pinprick, but he didn’t hear any buzzing nearby. Hmm that’s strange he thought, but he dismissed the thought as he went over to say hi to Menachem and Dave whom he just noticed.

“Hi Menachem uh, those are uh, nice Jewish things. Hi Dave, so um, Dave, when did strategically placed seatbelts come into style?”

“Yes well as Menachem says in his stories, the Jews used these seat belts in the desert. When ever they got to hot the kaftans would come off, and on went these strategically placed seat belts. Believe me there is a lot of air this way, especially in this weather. Nothing I find cooler than wearing only my seat belt” replied Dave.

“Oh my lip, it hurts, that’s so odd” said Josh M

Josh didn’t notice the conspiratorial glances Menachem and Dave exchanged as he went off to play Gaga.

“And Josh M doesn’t even know he’s been struck, struck by The Virus. Mwahaha” Laughed a sinister voice from the back room.

Outside in the middle of Gaga, Josh W got a little to close to Josh M and took a big sniff.

“Injected” said another voice from the back room.

One by on the kids got a little bit to close to Josh M, and one by one they all got infected from The Virus.

Suddenly Sam, Brendan Man, and Mike Boy arrived on the scene, breaking a wall with their entrance.

“Actually, as you can see I am wearing tinfoil, clearly I am Klondike Mike”.

“Klondike Mike quiet, Sam needs absolute concentration to create his antidote” yelled Brendan Man.

“Hey Sam, you know what I think I need a cooler name than Klondike Mike, can you give me a better name?” asked the formerly Klondike Mike.

“Ok, ok fine you can be Strikin’ Mike, but I think I want to go play Gaga” replied Sam.

“Sam focus, cure, we need the cure for The Virus” said Brendan Man.

“Fine, listen everybody; stick your first finger in your mouth and bite, really really hard.”

“Strikin’ Mike, get the megaphone, no sense in using our voice when we can have fun with the speaker” commanded Brendan Man.

Brendan Man took the megaphone “Every one, stick your finger in your mouth and bite hard, come on you heard Sam.”

The kids stared at Brendan Man.

“What you’ve never seen a super hero in spandex and underwear and a belt?”

All the boys stuck their fingers in their mouths and bit. And all the girls said “What? What are we doing now?” with much annoyance and chaos, Brendan Man and Strikin’ Mike managed to cure all the kids, as Sam won Gaga.

And in the back room Menachem and Dave looked at each other. “Rats we’re foiled again, back to plan A.”

2 Comments:

At August 07, 2006 8:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hee hee now that I've read it again and not just skimmed it..it's sooo funny!! I luv it! I can't wait for installment #2!!!
-ST

 
At August 10, 2006 2:31 PM, Blogger Tara said...

and you think we're odd?

 

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