Wow, my mail order life has arrived

Well, really, my computer died, leaving me stranded from the internet world, not neccessaily a bad thing. I'm leaving for Pittsburgh tomorrow, for my first time, and I will be coming back just in time to start school. School will have computers and I will be getting a lap top, but I don't know when that will be.

Really this post is to explain, why I won't be posting for a little bit. Atara, remind me to post my blonde joke when I start posting again.

The Adventures of Tom and George; Episode 2

“Well all’s well that ends well, man this spandex is hot”

“Come on Brendan Man, that is so cliché”

“Yeah, but Strikin’ Mike, it’s finally quiet now we can continue ignoring the kids. And spandex is hot, why don’t you have to wear spandex?”

Meanwhile in the back room Menachem, Pavin’ Dave and Gillz did their super duper top secret handshake.

“All right men” said Pavin’ Dave, “let’s go to it” and off he went to his bus. “Gillz, get your fish tank we go to get moving”

Menachem went out to play music “ok every one, let’s sing the torah song torah is the torah... keep on singing your doing fine”

Menachem strummed his guitar faster and faster with out missing a single chord. He was playing so well his bottom string snapped. At the same moment a bolt of lighting came zipping down, from the previously clear sky, and hit the newly snapped string.

Menachem cackled “ahahaha” as he used his electric string to zap the kids.

Outside Pavin’ Dave opened his door to let the kids off his bus.

“99 bottles of beer on the wall, 67 bottles of beer...” he sang off tune with Gillz. “Hey Gillz would you have ever thought a bar would be open and serving waaaay before breakfast? Hahaha” then over his walkie talkie Pavin’ Dave could hear Menachem.

“Pavin’ Dave and Gillz, every thing is going to plan inside, is your bus in gear?”

“Yes Menachem” and with that Pavin’ Dave put his bus in reverse and inched backwards. It took about 20 excruciatingly slow minutes before he almost reached the foot of the first kid.

Inside “Menachem, that song is so lame” announced Daniel G.

Kailie went over to Rivkah “Rivkah can I stop singing now, I’m too tired”

A shriek went up from the kids as Menachem began electrocuting the kids.

“Robert, Yaakov, and Boruch we need you to call for Brendan Man and Strikin’ Mike” called Jen, Josh, and Rivkah.

Robert, Yaakov, and Boruch took deep breathes and yelled “Brendan Man, Strikin’ Mike, we need you!”

Up by the gym Brendan Man heard a sound, “hmm... I wonder what that is”

“Maybe some one needs us to use the powers Sam bestowed upon us, let’s go see”

Brendan Man began running down the hill. “Strikin’ Mike, use your power to get there”

“I am, Brendan Man” Strikin’ Mike slowly lifted his right foot off the ground then he put it down before lifting his left foot.

Brendan Man ran down the hill and went straight into the school building.

“I am here children, for justice, peace, liberty, the American dream, quieter kids, bigger pay checks, better Chinese food, shorter sermons from Rabbis...”

“Um Brendan Man, we don’t care, help us” said David S.

“Right” and with that Brendan Man looked deep with in his self, or more like down his throat, looked straight at Menachem and hit him in the eye with lukewarm spit.

“Nooooo, not lukewarm spit, that is my weakness, I’m losing my electrocuting power. Help me”

Outside, Strikin’ Mike finally made it to Pavin’ Dave’s side. “Halt Pavin’ Dave, I am here” he announced.

“No not Strikin’ Mike” Pavin Dave and Gillz exclaimed.

“I’ll take care of him Pavin’ Dave” said Gillz. And he put his fish tank over his head and breathed in and out.

“I am stronger than you, Gillz, I smell good, and you can smell me through that fish tank”

“Aaah, I can’t deal with the smell of deodorant, glub glub”

“And as for you, Pavin’ Dave” Said Strikin’ Mike “I’m going to get you. Lifting his right foot then his left foot he slowly made his way over to Pavin’ Dave.

“I’ll get you Strikin’ Mike with my cane” said Pavin’ Dave as he took his pimps cane out of the bus.

“I am stronger than a mere pimp’s diamond, remember I smell good and I can walk slowly”

“You’ve got me, take me in, I was never meant for a life of crime and injustice, and frugality, and driving, and...”

“Ok enough Pavin’ Dave” said Noah

Brendan Man came outside with Menachem, who was rubbing his eyes and face. “Good job Strikin’ Mike, let’s call Sam. Hey Sam, what do we do now?”

Out of nowhere, or just the bushes appeared Sam. “Well we got to make Menachem give us a free ticket from saying posukim and other boring activities. And Pavin’ Dave and Gillz have to promise to drive faster, and buy us junk.”

A cheer went up from the kids “Hurray for Sam!”

“Hey what about us?” exclaimed Brendan Man and Strikin’ Mike.

“Well you did do some stuff, ok hurray for Brendan Man and Strikin' Mike!”

“Ok will there be any more adventures? Or can I finally get out of this spandex?” asked Brendan Man

“Yeah and I want to put on more than this seat belt, I’m getting cold.”

Airplane

The library finally got Airplane on DVD. It is good. Of course it is annoying to wake up in the middle of the night to find your family watching it with out you, but there's always tomorrow night...

anyways, funny moments:

Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol.

Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing]
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

I'm Free!!!

Schools out, I have time. Time to do stuff, and things, and activites. Gotta love it. I mean my 3 credit class was worth it, but it's nice to have some free time, you know?

So what have I done with my freedom? I have read about 5 books. And baby, it feels good. To have time to read. I am also working on a little mini series story I like to call "The Adventures of Tom and George" and no there is no Tom and George involved.

Here's the first installment:

It was a warm day in MIDy City. Come to think of it warm was an understatement, somehow I don’t think 102 °F weather counts as just warm. But getting back, it was a hot day when suddenly Josh M felt odd. He slapped at the back of his neck where he had felt a pinprick, but he didn’t hear any buzzing nearby. Hmm that’s strange he thought, but he dismissed the thought as he went over to say hi to Menachem and Dave whom he just noticed.

“Hi Menachem uh, those are uh, nice Jewish things. Hi Dave, so um, Dave, when did strategically placed seatbelts come into style?”

“Yes well as Menachem says in his stories, the Jews used these seat belts in the desert. When ever they got to hot the kaftans would come off, and on went these strategically placed seat belts. Believe me there is a lot of air this way, especially in this weather. Nothing I find cooler than wearing only my seat belt” replied Dave.

“Oh my lip, it hurts, that’s so odd” said Josh M

Josh didn’t notice the conspiratorial glances Menachem and Dave exchanged as he went off to play Gaga.

“And Josh M doesn’t even know he’s been struck, struck by The Virus. Mwahaha” Laughed a sinister voice from the back room.

Outside in the middle of Gaga, Josh W got a little to close to Josh M and took a big sniff.

“Injected” said another voice from the back room.

One by on the kids got a little bit to close to Josh M, and one by one they all got infected from The Virus.

Suddenly Sam, Brendan Man, and Mike Boy arrived on the scene, breaking a wall with their entrance.

“Actually, as you can see I am wearing tinfoil, clearly I am Klondike Mike”.

“Klondike Mike quiet, Sam needs absolute concentration to create his antidote” yelled Brendan Man.

“Hey Sam, you know what I think I need a cooler name than Klondike Mike, can you give me a better name?” asked the formerly Klondike Mike.

“Ok, ok fine you can be Strikin’ Mike, but I think I want to go play Gaga” replied Sam.

“Sam focus, cure, we need the cure for The Virus” said Brendan Man.

“Fine, listen everybody; stick your first finger in your mouth and bite, really really hard.”

“Strikin’ Mike, get the megaphone, no sense in using our voice when we can have fun with the speaker” commanded Brendan Man.

Brendan Man took the megaphone “Every one, stick your finger in your mouth and bite hard, come on you heard Sam.”

The kids stared at Brendan Man.

“What you’ve never seen a super hero in spandex and underwear and a belt?”

All the boys stuck their fingers in their mouths and bit. And all the girls said “What? What are we doing now?” with much annoyance and chaos, Brendan Man and Strikin’ Mike managed to cure all the kids, as Sam won Gaga.

And in the back room Menachem and Dave looked at each other. “Rats we’re foiled again, back to plan A.”