it's bicycle repairman!

nudge nudge know what i mean? say no more.
how can i ever thank you bicycle repairman?
no.1 the larch
and now... no.1 the larch

just to get the record straight

see before Tonny left for Israel we had a little dispute over whether down town fairfield is 10 minutes away from our houses, or 15-20 minutes.
well to get the record straight both today and tuesday it took my mom 12 minutes to drive downtown (and that was with a tiny bit of traffic).
all i can say is :-P cuz i'm quite the sportswoman.

i'm not feeling creative enough to write my own original humour, so ya'll should be satisfied with this lovely bit of monty python!

enjoy, it's worthwhile reading it through until the bottom.

Second Bruce	Goodday, Bruce!
First Bruce	Oh, Hello Bruce!
Third Bruce	How are yer Bruce?
First Bruce	Bit crook, Bruce.
Second Bruce	Where's Bruce?
First Bruce	He's not here, Bruce.
Third Bruce	Blimey, s'hot in here, Bruce.
First Bruce	S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!
Second Bruce	That's a strange expression, Bruce.
First Bruce	Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in 'ere, your Majesty,' he said and she smiled quietly to herself.
Third Bruce	She's a good Sheila, Bruce and not at all stuck up.
Second Bruce	Ah, here comes the Bossfella now! - how are you, Bruce?
	Enter fourth Bruce with English person, Michael
Fourth Bruce	Goodday, Bruce, Hello Bruce, how are you, Bruce? Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce a chap from pommie land... who'll be joining us this year here in the Philosophy Department of the University of Woolamaloo.
All	Goodday.
Fourth Bruce	Michael Baldwin - this is Bruce. Michael Baldwin - this is Bruce. Michael Baldwin - this is Bruce.
First Bruce	Is your name not Bruce, then?
Michael	No, it's Michael.
Second Bruce	That's going to cause a little confusion.
Third Bruce	Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?
Fourth Bruce	Well, Gentlemen, I think we'd better start the meeting. Before we start, though, I'll ask the padre for a prayer.
	First Bruce snaps a plastic dog-collar round his neck. They all lower their heads.
First Bruce	Oh Lord, we beseech thee, have mercy on our faculty, Amen!!
All	Amen!
Fourth Bruce	Crack the tubes, right! (Third Bruce starts opening beer cans) Er, Bruce, I now call upon you to welcome Mr. Baldwin to the Philosophy Department.
Second Bruce	I'd like to welcome the pommy bastard to God's own earth, and I'd like to remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.
All	Hear, hear! Well spoken, Bruce!
Fourth Bruce	Now, Bruce teaches classical philosophy, Bruce teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism, and is also in charge of the sheepdip.
Third Bruce	What's does new Bruce teach?
Fourth Bruce	New Bruce will be teaching political science - Machiavelli, Bentham, Locke, Hobbes, Sutcliffe, Bradman, Lindwall, Miller, Hassett, and Benet.
Second Bruce	Those are cricketers, Bruce!
Fourth Bruce	Oh, spit!
Third Bruce	Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!
Fourth Bruce	In addition, as he's going to be teaching politics, I've told him he's welcome to teach any of the great socialist thinkers, provided he makes it clear that they were wrong.
	They all stand up.
All	Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you. Amen!
	They sit down.
Fourth Bruce	Any questions?
Second Bruce	New Bruce - are you a pooftah?
Fourth Bruce	Are you a pooftah?
Michael	No!
Fourth Bruce	No right, well gentlemen, I'll just remind you of the faculty rules: Rule one - no pooftahs. Rule two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way whatsoever - if there's anybody watching. Rule three - no pooftahs. Rule four - I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out. Rule five - no pooftahs. Rule six - there is no rule six! Rule seven - no pooftahs. That concludes the reading of the rules, Bruce.
First Bruce	This here's the wattle - the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle or you can hold it in your hand.
All	Amen!
Fourth Bruce	Gentlemen, at six o'clock I want every man-Bruce of you in the Sydney Harbour Bridge room to take a glass of sherry with the flying philosopher, Bruce, and I call upon you, padre, to close the meeting with a prayer.
First Bruce	Oh Lord, we beseech thee etc. etc. etc., Amen.
All	Amen!

eggplant

I made the best eggplant concotion!
j'ai fait le meillure concotion de aubergine!
(ask Yankee for it in german)!
ani oseh... (most of you speak some form of hebrew, fill it in your selves!

Airplane

"Sir, there's trouble in the cockpit."
"Really, what is it?"
"It's the room in the front of the plane where the pilot flies but thats not important now."
- Airplane
yes that was an awesome movie. unfortuantely, i don't really remeber much more from the movie than this quote. though it does make a good away message.
anyways, my bro is on an airplane, heading straight for us. ahhhhh run, duck, take cover!
let's see, hmmm.... maybye i'll be post five times about 7 different subjects. but where's the fun in that, there's no random rambling.
speaking of random, i have a stats test tomorrow. now the material is quite easy. as my mom says, stats is deceptively easy in the begining, but she promises it'll get harder. yay!? so what does this have to do with random. well i need to review how to take a random sample. but that's quite simple. i'm getting bored of writing, so i'll end off with a question:
what is the native language in hawaii?



no, i have no idea as to the answer.

um...

well for one i'm in a much better mood. but still not thinking about annything funny. though this could be because i'm on lunch break and just finished 3 classes. i totally don't remember highschool being this tireing. or maybe i've become old and little things tire me out. geez i'm 18 and an old geezer!
speaking of being old, i was babysitting yesterday and zack wanted to plasy one game, and tamra wanted to play another. so to avoid further dispute, i told tamra i'd play with her. we played cats. now i don't know about you but i can't remeber the last time i really crawled around on my hands and knees. (actually i can, it was in israel, and i'm not going to further discuss it here. let's just say i hadn't slept at all the night before.)
so there i was playing cats last night. lotsa fun rediscovering my inner child and all that. except that i got tired doing it. no wonder little kids are so little, the spend all their time alternating between running and crawling.

BEST FRIENDS

something is deffinelty to be said about tlaking to someones best friends. especially when you haven't been in the best of moods lately. it just makes you fell better.
also so does starting an exercise class when you've been felling bloated.
yeah friends and exercise!
oh and cuz i need to say it. my friends nephew stuck a chocolate chip up his nose, and they way the got it out was by melting it. mucho ewwwww!