Shrooms!
Conversation i had with my mom today:
Mom: i need to get some of those mushrooms with red and white spots to finish my project.
me: talk to yankee, he and his friends like mushrooms.
mom: but i need fake ones, not fresh ones.
me: i know yankee likes shrooms, but i meant he also likes fake ones.
Now Remember, don't do drugs kids, then you'll end up like one of those ruffians to whom i happen to have the acquaintance.
posted by Rik @ 2:28:00 PM
1 Comments:
at least she didn't ask you for a condom too....
what she wants are amanitas muscaria, also known as panther caps. they grow in vermont. they are also legal in the US because they are poisonous and not very psychotropic. go figure.
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