Dumb Blonde

Save me! the little green men want to eat my socks. Run for your lives!!!!!!

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

isn't ironic?

so i have always said that i would never read Douglass Adam's Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. it was something my older brothers read, it's sci-fi. and those are 2 good reasons, for which i must not like the book, right? usually yes, but my younger siblings borrowed the both versions of the movie from the library. i was fortunate enough to see the end of the newere copy.
well... the jokes on me, cuz i really liked the movie. and today i finished the book, and if were to ever write a sci-fi book, i would love to write it as well as he did.

book recomendation of the day: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

school

school was fun. see my class is like preschool for adults. i got to color my folder yesterday, and today i get to decorate a box!!!!

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Bat Mitzvah

well it finally happened. Sarah's bat mitzvah came.
man oh man it was fun. i went on only 6, maybe less hours of sleep. but it was awesome. good music made dancing with my sis fun.
Sarah spoke really well, thank you. but she was born to speak.
sorry, i'm tired or i might write more.
oh yes, and how many shirley temples must one 18 year old girl drink before she becomes 12 again?

in dedication to Dan Sternberg, from his #1 fan!

he said it not me:
DahManOne: omg

DahManOne: genius! you're almost not blonde!

and...

DahManOne: or, if you prefer, i'll shoot him

amerloc03: hehe

amerloc03: sure ok

DahManOne: :-d

amerloc03: i'll let him know that your looking out for me

DahManOne: or even better, scrap all of them and go for me

amerloc03: ok

DahManOne: :-p

amerloc03: but i don't like your polygamous ways

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Journey of the wayward golf cart

it wasn't really the golf carts fault, you see it all started when Rivkah got behind the wheel. but we can't blame Rivkah because Rivkah is blameless (she's to darn sweet to take blame). so let's shift the blame to Mati, Mati let Rivkah get behind the wheel. but it's ok because no one has gotten hurt... yet.
so that is the sad truth of the golf cart. though i must say my aim has gotten a lot better, and i've stopped hitting most trees and cars.

Monday, May 15, 2006

Yeeha!

i got white gloves!!!!!!!!
this is an incredibly exciting breakthrough in the life of Rivkah Nemoy.
another breakthrough is the experience of eating lavender chocolate. now ya'll need to experience this because it is like having aromatherapy in your mouth, it was cool.
i also so just my luck which was actually really cool. when we left the theater it was pouring, and the theater offered us free admission to another movie but my ADHD kicked in and there was no way in heaven that i could sit through another movie, so we braved the rain, using a borrowed umbrella, and a garbage bag.
oh, among my other purchases was a jumper that makes me look like i'm going to go milk the cows. but i do look so darn cute in it.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

disappearance

i feel as if i have disappeared from the planet for a bit. but i am enjoying it. deffinitely enjoying my self.
so here are exciting things that have happened in my life since thursday morning.
  • i woke up thursday morning at 6:30 am and didn't go to sleep until 9:30 fri night. and i only slept for less than an hour on the bus. i'm kinda kooky like that. surprisingly this wasn't as bad as when i went to israel and in 503 hours i had only slept for 3 non consecutive hours. then i was a mess, here i'm still happy to be away from home.
  • i saw someone get arrested in port authority. now i know that i should be all freaked out about this but it is way to cool. i mean there i am an "innocent" 18 year old girl traveling 17 hours by herself and i saw someone get arrested. yes it was freaky but awesome all the same.
  • i went to my first fomal dance. Mati picked me up, and gave me flowers, and then opened the door to his realy cool vehicle (a.k.a. his golf cart) and then we drove the 30 seconds to the dance. we hung around for 5 minutes, i met some one and then... we left to play scrabble. see there are times when scrabble can be tons more fun than watching an amorphous blob of teenagers dance way to close. so we played scrabble.

that's really it. any questions e-mail me, or comment, i need to go walk around i've been sitting for an hour.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Engagement 1

My the first of my ex-roomates is engaged!!!!!
I am beyond overjoyed and i don't know what to do with myself.
her name is Tzippora Rosen, and i posted her on only simchas, so you can look!!!

the Plight of My Textbooks

so i've jsut discovered the joys of reselling textbooks. did you know that i can sell my $150 chemistry book for $40 bucks?! YAY! YAY! YAY!
oh good lord...
well as Mati and I decided, since FAFSA paid for most of my books, and since i have 5 books to sell, so i might make $100. then i can go on a Gov. funded Spa trip. now that would be a nice way to spend Gov. money. hey maybe i can add in my $11 tax refund and get a frappccino froom the evil Starbucks. (i love starbucks but they are money loving and evil, even if they do make yummy coffee)
Mwahaha!

Monday, May 08, 2006

Chocolate Milk

i feel like i am 5, i just drank chocolate milk to wash down my icky medecine.
now if only said icky medicine would work, i could go shower and maybe even watch some monty python before leaving.
oh and just for elisheva and tali now that they read this the word of the day is inescapably

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

I knew it, and finally someone agrees!

You Are 9 Years Old

You are 9 years old!

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

Excerpt from a recent e-mail to Lawanda

"see certain ppl make me very creative and funny. [yes youare one of them lawanda (ooh i used your name)] and sowhen i am around these ppl or am talking to htem oftenmy creative and funny side arises form the depths ofmy soul and comes forward with light and shining stars"
and that is the story of my creative side. this si the side that is so creative that ia have just copied and pasted something from an e-mail as opposed to wrting something new.
go me!

Monday, May 01, 2006

Bathroom Readers

Cast of Charachters:
Me: Me
Yitzchak: my younger brother who has recently converted to Bathroom Readerism.

Yitzchak: Hey Rik, can I look something up online?
Me: what?
Yitzchak: A book.
Me: what book?
Yitzchak: The Book of Useless Information
Me: the Bathroom Reader?